Bill's Tip

Have fun

1st thing befor anything else- run to the bottleshop and buy a bottle of "chocolate shop wine". Put in a brown paper bag. Put on the biggest, daggiest, scruffiest green overcoat. Ruffle your hair into a mess. When you board the Plane or Bus or sit in the hotel lobby swig your wine from the bottled paper bag.No one will bother you and your likely to get to your destination or hell without any questions or notifications from annoying children, adults or service type people that you have arrived in drunked bliss to your drunkination. Then check into a rehab and dry out!!!!!! Hic.